Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
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Muzikluvr93 0
oh my god I know how you feel. I came out to my mom recently and got me kicked out of the house so I live with my grandparents. she called me the other day and was like "so have you changed your mind yet? " and I said "sorry mom I'm with my girlfriend. I'll call you later". Just hang in there. :) you got this.
fxdxhk90 0
Bring a girlfriend home and make out in front of her.
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Comments (414)
catchkylie 0
Harsh, harsh.
windergirl6 0
you deserve it lesbo ! Ur NOT normal !
gammielikeoh 0
**** you for being a lesbian. you're sick and gay an I automatically think you made the wrong choice. freak.
TheJashinist 8
I'd hate that, my mum and dad accept me for being bisexual. Your mum's a bitch. :(
roadracer39 5
sounds like you need to sign up for Carpetmunchers Anonymous
cockocrazy 0
your moms a bitch
whiteyrw92 2
thats funny. my mom has never had a problem with me being bi. but after i told her i was lesbian her and my brother kept sayin "you're not lesbian, you're bi." idk how they can tell me how i feel but oh well lol
bisexBitch8 0
The Ancient Greeks said that homosexual love is a purer form of love, because that is its only purpose, whereas straight sex was made for reproduction
Beelzebub259 7
At the time it's possible that was true, but since most sex nowadays is with some form of contraception I think it's much better to look on them on equal ground in that sense
longshot127 7
What an ass
crazy4uboi 6
Aw, I'm sorry your mom isn't more accepting, it's just that parents don't want to see their kids like that, because of many reasons. So most of them handle it very immaturely, because they don't know any better about how to deal with it. It doesn't give her a right to act like such a bitch though.