Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
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Muzikluvr93 0
oh my god I know how you feel. I came out to my mom recently and got me kicked out of the house so I live with my grandparents. she called me the other day and was like "so have you changed your mind yet? " and I said "sorry mom I'm with my girlfriend. I'll call you later". Just hang in there. :) you got this.
fxdxhk90 0
Bring a girlfriend home and make out in front of her.
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Comments (414)
crazy4uboi 6
That's the exact reason I have been living in fear that I will be bisexual or lesbian because my parents would disown me, they always say 'you don't pick who you fall in love with' but then they say being Gay isn't okay. Techniquely we all deserve to go to hell, so if this belief of mine is wrong enough for God to disown me then so be it, because that's not fair, we are all sinners why is it such a big deal that their sinners to? In the Bible it says all Sins are equally bad,meaning if you steal a pencil or kill someone, in Gods eyes, it's just as bad. So why is liking girls if you're a girl so much worse then people that spend their life in and out of jail to some people? I will never understand that! Never!
jocelynb 0
Just live life w yr head held high and yr middle finger higher !
jamm_sandwich 0
Gay is the way :) haha
lumpojoe 4
what is normal if normal was walking down the street with you hand down you pants would you do it i support people being different
asinforasin 1
Every one who says being gay is a sin, we can't follow the bible word for word. Jesus himself never even mentioned homosexuality, thankyouverymuch. And when it was mentioned as a sin, it was also by people who believed that women should be slaves to men. Not to mention that, according to the bible, I'm a lying, murderous, thief and adulterer.
asinforasin 1
I'm going to correct my own grammar before someone else does: lying, murderous they'd and adulterer. There.
jmcr 27
Ouch sucks you have a bad mom she shouldnt care that you like girls as long as youre happy
ForTheRavers 11
Poor honey. Hopefully she will realize what's most important - your happiness. Well done for having the strength to come out, proud of you.
feilsa17 6
She needs to learn this is the twenty-first century, and you can be a lesbian.
sabzj0911 4
:( thats dumb. Its none of her concern. you like who you like. keep your chin up. she'll come around. my mom did for my sister. it took a while tho. but hang in there. :)
doglover100 29
Your mom is a bitch.