Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to leave my controlling and manipulative ex. He took it well. And by "took it well", I mean he camped out my doorstep, held some of my belongings hostage, and tried to blackmail me into staying with him. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, after weeks of doubt and pondering the pros and cons, I finally broke up with my girlfriend, and she burst into tears. Feeling guilty, I tried to console her by saying, "Don't worry, we can still be cousins." FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML
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Top comments
ColdplaySucks 18
"Hey bitch, I'm leaving you." Wasnt so hard, was it?
Nicnats 3
How does that happen?
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Comments (393)
Kk_Waylen24 21
What is wrong with you!?
AlliFaye17 3
Run fast and run far
nazzarette11 0
Woooow. You did that yourself. You are aware of that right? I understand being in an abusive relationship is really hard to get out of but it is very possible if you know what you want and you are strong enough to stay true to yourself. Geeze.
Walk1ng_Trav3sty 8
But how does that even happen? Italians I s2fg...
passthatpopcorn 6
How? just how ?
fantasyworld 39
Leaving an abusive relationship may be hard but you need to do it. Change your number, address.
DrCheese 16
Wow. Grow some balls
Heorshe 0
To anyone who clicked YDI educate yourselves about abusive relationships before you comment.
marthamydear23 9
grow a pair.