Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I wanted my boyfriend to meet my parents. My mum introduced herself as, "I'm Petra. I'm completely normal." FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
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Top comments
xrudeboyrock 29
Why are you carrying on with the relationship, taking it to the next level of meeting the family, if you can easily go on for an hour questioning your sexuality? It sounds like you're leading the guy on until you figure yourself out. Maybe stop seeing him, but keep seeing his mom.
buckeyed 20
maybe if you guys are that serious you should be able to talk to your boyfriend about it too
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Comments (118)
blah2112 11
Good thing for doctor-patient confidentiality!
stepherz89 17
Isn't there a movie based on something like this lol. Sorry but FYL
Ray_of_midnight 23
Good luck finding a new therapist, OP. Whether or not you proceed with the relationship with this boyfriend, I'd say your therapist now has a conflict of interest.
Bebbo_fml 21
I've heard stories about patients who get "confused" about their sexuality when in fact the truth of it is their anxiety about their present heterosexual relationship. It's possible she could be experiencing anxiety regarding the new seriousness of her relationship with this guy, and is interpreting this anxiety as confusion about her sexuality.
xr0517 10
at least after u getting married,u can get free suggestions from ur mother in low.
wvcheesehead1 9
It would be unethical for her to continue as your therapist now.
asherm 15
Like the movie "Prime", except she was 14 yrs older than him
leeshie_94 6
If you're hot you can explore your sexuality with me ;)
Lilo4life 26
Your confused about your sexuality, yet your dating someone... Hmm..
jxcala 10
And you're dating her son? Good one genius.