Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Sounds like a catch
Today, I was wedding dress shopping. My fiance is only paying for the dress if I buy a size 10 or under. I’m currently a size 18. Apparently, this will give me “incentive to get in shape for the wedding.” FML
You tried at least
Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML
At last!
Today, I finally lost enough weight to fit into the beautiful dress that I ordered for my senior prom. I graduated from high school in 2010. FML
How rude
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Shush
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Quite the catch
Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
Online shopping strikes again
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
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IMveryHUNGRY 3
As long as you don't hold your 4 year old, I heard they've been unclipping dresses at weddings lately...
marinus_fml 20
Well it is an incentive now isn't it?!
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TheBeatlesAreLov 0
"Smaller THAN my size" THAN, THAN!! Not then! Sorry for the bitch grammar move.
nevergo 10
you should be because we all know that its wrong and pointing it out fixes nothing...
hockeyrocks39 0
nevergo......your profile pic, very nice and great way to tackle life.
sccrismyantidrg 4
Not everyone knows it is wrong. We wouldn't have this problem over and over again if they did.
mcintosh123 15
#15 calm down tiger people make mistakes ....
nevergo 10
thank you. and 27 when i said everyone it was a generalization. obviously not everyone does. "all generalizations are false. including this one."
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Tiger people never make mistakes, they are always winning.
Livinia 11
That's really mean. Why does everyone have to be stick thin these days? Be happy with your weight, OP. I'm sure you're a beautiful girl.
nevergo 10
stick thin is gross. but on the opposite side of the spectrum....doorway wide is gross too.
amauk10 3
livinia, ur beautiful
geeksaresexy 18
My other half is over twice my weight. I'm 8st, he's 19st. I'm not ridiculously skinny but we get plenty of 'what are you doing with him' looks.
shaniecerb 0
it didnt say what size she was so you cant really assume she wants her to get stick thin..btw im really skinny and i dont have a problem with the men so u dont have to insult people just to make the underdog feel better.be nice to both sides..unless all the skinny ones are mean and make themselves throwup(stereotype)
geeksaresexy 18
134, exactly! If you're thin because you're thin what's the problem? It's only a problem when you're starving yourself (which OP would have to do to drop 2 dress sizes quickly!) same as I have broad shoulders and wide hips because of my bones, I can't do anything about that..
hockeyrocks39 0
If there is time send it back, if not hopefully you can make the size.
CEG3 0
ok thats just messed up, if anything she should know that (if you are big) it's hard for some people to lose weight
angel55033 12
send it back or find another !!
amauk10 3
nice Tat!
LaughinStock 16
wow cool tattoo
djxtones 0
Are you talking about the dress or her mother? I'd be looking for a new mom if I were her. if she's hijacking the wedding like that already, it's only gonna get worse.
free2speak 14
you better get to work then. how about starting with getting off FML first?
YayorNay 8
Jenny Craig baby!
sweet_candy_ 17
Mothers want their kids wedding day to be perfect. so that you don't look back and regret what happens. Clearly your mom made a mistake. she got you into this mess and now she needs to fix it asap.
indigo1 0
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so? lose weight then!
Daisie_Garcia 0
Aw that's mean