Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Sounds like a catch
Today, I was wedding dress shopping. My fiance is only paying for the dress if I buy a size 10 or under. I’m currently a size 18. Apparently, this will give me “incentive to get in shape for the wedding.” FML
You tried at least
Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML
At last!
Today, I finally lost enough weight to fit into the beautiful dress that I ordered for my senior prom. I graduated from high school in 2010. FML
How rude
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Shush
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Quite the catch
Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
Online shopping strikes again
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Top comments
IMveryHUNGRY 3
As long as you don't hold your 4 year old, I heard they've been unclipping dresses at weddings lately...
marinus_fml 20
Well it is an incentive now isn't it?!
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Comments (174)
Bob31_fml 4
I ordered my dress one size smaller, lost the weight, and looked fabulous.
Liddo_Me_12 0
no offence but ur mom is a b¡tch!!
dawyman 0
stop complaining and being so fat then, lose some weight
penelopeboythorn 0
that's bs. you should feel pretty and supported by your family. no matter what you wright, your mom may never feel it is low enough.
Legend_514 0
and the problem is...
hiLife808 0
She had good intentions when she did what she did but it was a douche move to make to involve your wedding dress into it. She should have nicely brought up the subject of losing weight to you..
alosie 1
It's bad if ur maybe a size 12 or under that isn't to big but any bigger then that then it's a good thing u will look two times smaller :)
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
That's ****** up.
IhaveSwaq1 4
Your mom is just plain rude if it's a week 'till the wedding. Your mom must've been drunk on weed when she did that. Not to be mean but that WAS a bitchy thing to do.
Bubbelz 25
Punish her and stop eating.