Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
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Top comments
Nilorak 24
Ouch.
courtney680 17
What a prick.. I'm sorry OP
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Comments (110)
Zebediabolical 45
Congratulations on nutting up and taking a swing at it OP. This just wasn't your pitch. But keep it up and you'll hit one soon.
vencku 13
Quite right. It's good you actually took action, OP. So even if it didn't work out, it was still good you tried. It'll definitely produce a better outcome some another time.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
He could at least have the decency to hear the title
vencku 13
There was no need. He has seen èvèrything!
Fmlano 16
Maybe he was kidding. I too, have a rough sense of humor.
msmclovin 4
You'll find better
mybarra6 17
I know your pain :/...however, he sounds like a jerk anyways, you'll find someone better :)
stoneYa 8
sucks to be you right now
Zebediabolical 45
On the plus side, at least you know not to use the trip-and-fall approach the next time you ask someone out!
prljm10 10
That sucks. Sorry to hear that. Now go ask that guy you've friend-zoned.
bjdog98 9
That's when you say "oh cool, what did you think of the movie that I hadn't even mentioned yet?" That'll get him.
Stefanie88 24
Hey, at least you had the courage to ask him out..not a lot of people would do that. Shake it off.... :)