Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
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Nilorak 24
Ouch.
courtney680 17
What a prick.. I'm sorry OP
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Comments (110)
delaneyluke 5
Well you learnt something today, the guy you have a crush on is a prick and is dumb. He's a dumb prick.
Enslaved 38
Sounds like you need to watch the movie "He's Just Not That Into You".
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
We all get rejected OP. Just shake it off :)
Mr25_fml 14
Maybe try a more direct approach? Simply hand him a ticket and say "it starts at 7."
Enslaved 38
Why waste your money on a guy that clearly isn't interested in you?
vencku 13
That is bossy, if not outright creepy. I wouldn't go if someone tried that on me. If they don't accept "no", I'd throw the ticket away. Or sell it.
LittlestPrincess 21
it worked for me tbh. but it were concert tickets for an exclusive show of my fav band. i was impressed that he did that much of an effort!
Enslaved 38
Meh, But if you had "absolutely no interest" in that guy, I don't think it would be fair to him to lead him on that way. Unless of course you were indeed up front.(:
Isuckatthis 18
Well, now you know he doesn't like you...
KawaiiCupcake 14
Obviously his not interested... I suggest your forget him...
DDCA 24
Today, I commented on an FML. I wrote that 'If he can't be honest with you and let down gently, he isn't worth it. I hope it wasn't because you told him you had been "crushing" on him'. Sadly, I had to use the word "tween" to describe the sort of person who uses the word "crushing" to describe their love interest. FML
mn_shr 22
I'm sorry OP, but this was hilarious. Ditch the ass and go watch it with friends, you'll have a much better time anyway.
rt567 15
congrats on building up the courage, that takes guts, sorry about the outcome op, stay positive, good things will come!
KawaiiCupcake 14
I would think that a guy would usually say that he's going out with someone already... Instead to rejecting her like that...
KawaiiCupcake 14
I would think that a guy would usually say that he's going out with someone already... Instead to rejecting her like that...
Zebediabolical 45
To be fair, we don't know if OP is a her.
mister_mazda 8
Well he could be seeing someone else. Or he could be gay.
emilyjgraham 34
Still, he could have just said "thanks but no thanks". That was just harsh!