Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, as I crawled into bed and hid under my blanket, I was hit with a very strong and familiar smell. The smell of piss. My cat had peed all over my only blanket. Guess I'll sleep under the mattress. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
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irishmaiden78 23
I would venture to say it was your cats anal glands. They may be full or he's expressing them to mark you and your bed as his. My cat does it occasionally and he also does it when he's nervous. Lovely smell....
Yimpish 15
Shart in its bed to get back at it
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Comments (57)
loueasy 23
******* pussy
False_Stupidity 42
Well, I really hope the OP isn't ******* pussy. *********** is illegal pretty much everywhere.
ColonelCusswords 24
Hey wake up I gotta sh-fuuuuuuuuck. Well, I suppose that's your problem now...
jtfrisch 22
They're punfully original, sir.
StickyPickles 33
That's a new one. . fyl op
team_garra 8
That's a pretty shitty surprise.
Jones87 11
That's shitty..
TAntobella 14
Is your cat spayed or neutered (I can't remember which one is for the male)? That sounds a lot like a marking activity, and would disappear with neutering the animal (which should be done in any case with pets). Otherwise it may be a health issue. In any case talk to a vet asap. Good luck to you and the puss!
kenyrabit 25
Not just shat.. You heard the warning? lol
PhasesPhantom 22
Well with that logic, I'd say away from everything.
Hot_Tamali 8
Things like this are the reason I'm iffy about getting a cat..
Mahcookiez 15
Well, shit happens