Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrapped all my Christmas gifts at midnight. In my exhaustion, I forgot to label them. On Christmas morning, everyone will open presents while I try to remember who was supposed to get socks versus who was supposed to get a coffee maker. FML
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML
Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML
Today, I noticed that even though I got all my Christmas shopping done a month earlier than usual, I forgot to put anything in the mail. FML
Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelled the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML
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untoldfame 3
big deal. just write "jesus" after happy birthday.
snafu57 1
send a merry Christmas card on their birthdays
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Comments (113)
Icy_fml 0
this happened to me. just send em anyways, noone really gives a shit, and they'll get a kick out of it.
theredone30 2
This is hilarious, in my neighborhood there used to be a house with a big lit-up sign that said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY JESUS!" and this reminded me of it. Now I want to go driving and see if they still do that!
Hipsus 0
This totally made my day! I'm still laughing, and loud! :D If that was me I'd add the "and a happy new year" and just pretend there's nothing wrong with it :P
dogfood_fml 3
Write "jesus" underneath that! There! You fixed it..
JackoTheBeast 0
"Happy Birthday! Haha just kidding! Merry Christmas!"
EveryDayJackAss 0
Happy Birthday! Now **** off!
luke_dawg2 0
I'll bet this one is actually true, which is why is FUNNY!!!
wh4t3v3R 0
I was gonna say I know who the OP is, but then I realized that it could be several of my friends and no one I know is currently in Australia.
mysholderhurts 0
happy birthday to jesus!!!! :] haha
Sweets_wtc 0
this is too cute
Howle 0
I actually thinks that's funny! No? I would do it on purpose!