boreed
United States
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
Today, I had the mole on my neck removed. By my pet bird. FML
ugh
United States
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Anonymous
Henderson, United States
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Herbiee
United Kingdom
Back to reality
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
lukey101
Brisbane, Australia
Fingers crossed
Today, I saw a dermatologist to see if they would remove my moles for cosmetic reasons. Turns out 5 of them are suspicious and need to be removed anyway. Good news: I don’t have to pay for it. Bad news: it might be because they’re cancerous. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
bearded lady
Can't face it
Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML
mustachioed
United States
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Mitcha857
United States
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Top comments
milakitty21 0
look at it this way... you saved a few $100s. I'd call it a win. ;)
greycellgreen 0
Seriously, go to the doc's because 1/ could be cancerous 2/ removing moles like that disrupts cells and could lead to cancer 3/ disfiguration reasons. Just a suggestion.
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Comments (88)
aquastar 0
um ouch? -_-
thebignixie 0
look at the brightside, you no longer have a mole.
kemando 22
my fusion pro "glides" right over my mole... and whatever zits I may have, not touching them at all. it actually shaves the moles hairs though.
bachooka 5
endorsement FTW!!!!
missfmylife101 0
# 29 * five high LMAO!! that was funny
Cass3m0 0
Ahmigawd! That sounds like a horrible way to remove a mole. My brain is in pain thinking about it.
emodude44 0
*puts on Kurt Cobain shades* **** yeah son.
earljonez 22
did you chop it up & make guacaMOLE?
victory25 0
lol!!!
LadyAshley 0
I loled!!
Ardn 0
It's like Amateur Surgeon! Anyway... if it was so unsightly then I'm sure you must be glad to be rid of it. A little pain may well be worth it :o)
Keyman1212 14
I chop my balls of and die every day at work. Do you hear me complaining about my predicament? I think not.
Xgabe_thekingX 0
where the **** do u work?!?!
DocBastard 40
Using a razor to remove a mole is barbaric. You should have come to me to have it removed with a rusty spoon.
miraggg 1
just curious to know, is this person a real doctor?
melissamoshh 0
... No.
DocBastard 40
No? Melissamoshh, how do you know this?
therealsuperman 0
doc, I don't know if it was a purposeful pun, but I found "using a razor is BARBERic" hilarious
rachelthelime_fml 29
Woah there, Salad Fingers, rusty spoons aren't for moles xD