Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML
Today, I had my first interview after weeks of applying everywhere, but I got turned away for being "inappropriately dressed" for the interview. I was wearing the smartest clothes I own. FML
Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, in this horrible job market, I finally got an interview with a dream company. But like the dumbass I am, I mentioned my baby in the interview and got the "look" from the interviewer. Bye bye yet another job. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25
Ugh! People like that disgust me, both the girl and the manager!
RuralNinja 0
Next time, try somewhere besides Hooters.
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Comments (59)
Life_is_FML 22
*****. Some people just get their way for everything by putting their grubby little hands in powerful people's pants. FYL. The manager is a douche.
FuhrerBurg 11
Must have been at hooters. Like they say dress for the job you want.
mkcherry 14
It depends on the restaurant. If it is a fun/college type bar/restaurant the manager probably knows hiring hot girls keeps people in the restaurant and buying drinks longer, and helps keep customers coming back. A place like hooters or bikini coffee aren't going to hire you just for your resume, you need to think about where you're applying and dress accordingly.
zfchatroulette 24
...Ke$ha?
afkwarrior 25
Seriously...? there is no ******* way that you'd get away with dressing so inappropriately for a JOB INTERVIEW in England. or ANYWHERE else, for that matter. you'd be dismissed on the spot. only in America.
DLT_fml 20
Undress for success...
sbarua219 17
Working at Hooters by chance?
JigglesGirl 19
Same thing had almost happened to me. I was in my beautiful dress and then some slutty looking women walked in and before he could hire her, I grabbed his hand and said that if he hires her that I'd tell the police that he's trying to have sexual relationships with a co-worker. He was torn in two when trying to choose which possible employee to pick. He eventually chose her, I reported him, three months later, he's fired for sexually harassing another employee
TheMightyMrJ 6
I'd say you probably dodged a bullet, OP. I'm pretty sure that job most likely had only one way to get ahead.