Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML
Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML
Today, I wanted to clean my house. Of course the vacuum cleaner got stuck behind furniture multiple times. After the fifth time or so, I gave it a good pull. Now my vacuum cleaner is broken and the socket is off the wall. FML
Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, I tried out my new noise-canceling headphones while vacuuming my house. They worked so well that I didn't hear the vacuum stop when the plug fell out of the outlet. I accidentally had the vacuum off the entire time. FML
Today, I bought a new vacuum cleaner after having to go several months without one. Immediately, I wanted to try it out. I must have underestimated how powerful it was, as it sucked up my socks and then broke. FML
Today, I tried to vacuum to surprise my mom with a clean house. The vacuum started shorting out, sparked, and then burst into flames mid living room. FML
Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML
Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
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Top comments
welderchick87 0
You shouldn't have needed to 'find' the outlet. It stayed right where it was when you plugged in the vacuum. They don't just grow legs and walk away to a different wall.
Br0wnPr1d3 0
hahahaha!! I totally like saw that with cartoons in my head :P
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Comments (93)
missbadluk 0
I've done that! Omg!!!
pablopoo 7
Ha iv done that
xXMiniXx 0
I had the exact same thing happen to me... Only i was pissed off at the time and when it him me in the forehead i got even more pissed off and kicked the vaccuum which hurt my foot.... Come to think of it... That was kinda a bad day for me >.
BG_caligrown 0
thats what you get. didnt your mother ever tell you not to yank cords out of outlets. smh
cheesy_wotsit 20
Can cause cord, plug or wall socket damage. Fire hazard, much?
hurley12 30
C'mon people don't act like you've never been too lazy to go to the wall and unplug it. Sorry OP
IntroPlex 3
What do we do when we plug something in? We never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever tug the cord.
stellasue11 38
haha, i thought i was the only one who did this!!!
sharond23 10
find the cord? that's not usually an issue. and yanking it out is not good for it at all.