Today, I finally decided to try an alternative to peanut butter, since I found out I was allergic a while back. Two hours later I had to be sent home because the allegedly allergen-free SunButter caused my lips and throat to swell and patches of rashes to form all over my body. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Close shave
Today, I grabbed a box of my favorite granola bars, the only flavor the brand makes without nuts, which I'm severely allergic to. A visit to the ER after my throat closed up told me that I'd missed the notice on the shelf, warning that they're now making them with peanuts. FML
Rash beard
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I learned the only job that actually wants me is as a peanut butter factory worker. I've been unemployed for 9 months. I'm also allergic to nuts. FML
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Today, marks 2 weeks since I got Oral Allergy Syndrome, a.k.a. randomly becoming allergic to apples, bananas, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, grapes, mangos, carrots, celery, beets, sunflower seeds, fennel, my toothpaste, and more things I just haven't tried yet. I'm vegan. FML
Call the cops!
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I had four separate allergic reactions. The first from the pillow at the hotel I was staying at, the second and third from two separate ice cream parlors due to cross-contamination, and the fourth from peanut dust in the air on the plane ride home from my vacation. FML
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AshMomo0126 4
That could be a possible lawsuit against them
ezrocks4u 29
You know you have bad allergies when you are allergic to hypo allergenic alternatives!
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Joshawott 21
Sounds like a simple printing error - you see, the words were the wrong way round - it was supposed to read "free allergen". I'll speak to the intern about this on Monday.
lee47_fml 6
you are lucky you are alive. Totally avoid peanut ANYTHING. Or get into specialist for complete testing.
JGreene2452 0
There is another alternative called WowButter that is made from soybeans. I absolutely despise the stuff, but my mother, who became allergic to nuts about six years ago, loves it and uses it as an alternative in every recipe calling from peanut butter.
NeneJPhilly 8
WowButter is so good. I have both crunchy & smooth.
carlgrimes47 13
it may have had writing on the packaging that told you it was manufactured on the same tray as nuts
Narcisse_fml 25
Try Biscoff cookie butter. My son is allergic to peanuts and that's what we buy. It's sold at Walmart and World Market. You can also buy it online.
PennyLane27 32
OP, My son and I both have anaphylactic allergies to peanuts and tree nuts. We've used IMHealthy "soynut" butter, and SunButter for years, without problem. Both say they're manufactured in a peanut free (and I think tree nut free) facility. I am not a doctor. But have dealt with severe allergies my whole life and have had to be my own advocate. I would Highly suggest talking to your doctor and getting a blood test done for sunflower seeds. While being allergic to nuts isn't directly linked to being allergic to sunflower seeds, it sounds like you very well could be allergic to sunflower seeds. And if that's the case, you may want to ask to be tested for allergies to sesame. Please be your own advocate. Read labels. Take "may contain" or "produced in a facility..." "produced with shared equipment", etc, very seriously. Nut and seed oils and byproducts exist in a ton of other things like lotions and hair products. not just food. (Shea Butter comes from a nut btw...) If you're buying anything made in a factory setting or a bakery or restaurant, be very cautious. Didn't mean to write a book. I empathise with you 100% and know how overwhelming it can be at first. (It does start to feel less overwhelming). My thoughts are with you, OP. please talk to your dr again. Get an allergist if you don't have one already. Find one that specializes with food allergies. And always be your own advocate :)
zanathegirl 6
i know how much that sucks. I'm allergic to tree nuts, and I can never have sunbutter because it has the same effect on me.
gonnakms 10
sue,sue,sue,Sue,SUE,SUE!
ralphnader 13
All companies lie about their contents. If a product is below a legally defined % of an ingredient they can say the product is free of that ingredient. For instance, I am allergic to the protein in dairy, not the lactose. If a burger touches cheese, even if it's pulled off quickly, I cannot eat that burger without a reaction. So many items and even vegan stores (I am not vegan, they just carry lots of "dairy free" items) say no dairy, but it's just at extremely low lactose % or even lactose free, but they still used dairy. I have a list of lying companies I've recorded over the years to make sure I don't get sick from the deception.