Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I was alone at the office and having some fun spinning around in my chair. In my enthusiasm, I spun too fast, lost my balance, and crashed into the shelf behind me. The shelf didn't survive the impact, and I had 30 minutes to come up with a good excuse before everyone else came back from lunch. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML
Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML
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Top comments
_Noon_ 0
O my god, your life totally sucks now. :rolleyes:
arielhoee 9
Hahaha. I've done that a couple times.. the chair didn't fall apart though. I just uhmm..fell over? ;D
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Comments (36)
ihateyourband28 0
this is not an FML. this is a "wah wah imma bitch about something trivial and post it on the net so EVERYONE can pity a situation everybody's had". stfu nublet. YDI.
werzal 5
I agree!!!
Navirio 0
not that bad its happend to me D@*Ned Walmart chairs
amatayo 0
how did this make it onto FML?
maddog_fml 0
Anus?? Alan, we are talking about work, chairs and screws. Keep to the subject please.
Envy_fml 0
_Thank You_. ****, the slogan of this website used to be something about everyday things that make life suck. I didn't realize people got divorced or crashed their car into piles of kittens every day. =/
chalkrocks 0
At first I was of the mind that this shouldn't have been put up, but maybe if falling off a chair is an everyday event then your life does suck. Actually, on second thought, it probably doesn't suck that much.
tiancai 0
Seriously, how is this an FML, unless she damaged her head when she fell and now needs a brain transplant.
fckaduck 0
Heh, that happened to me before. Not much of an FML though...
Panda1987 0
Ok... Hypoxxia... I completely agree. There needs to be a Quit ******* Whining button. Some people on here are just so god damn pathetic and need to realize what the **** a real **** my life is. Because honestly.... "Oh my god my chair fell apart when I sat on it because I failed to realize that the screws were falling out because I'm a total ******* idiot and I cannot comprehend the fact that screws keep things together so they must be left here by the magical scew me fairy!!" Yeah stop whiny idiot...
plexico 4
At least you're not the only thing in your house with a screw loose. YDI for shopping at IKEA. Those pictograms never mention Loctite.
maddog_fml 0
Hahaha! How did these screws got loose anyway? You jump on your chair or what? Screws don't get loose that fast. But you can always sue the chair company and say you "almost" broke your neck. Free chairs for the company :)
arielhoee 9
Why do people always post ******* stupid comments saying the OP shouldn't have posted the fml?? It's funny, it made me laugh, so who really gives a **** if it's not a "**** my life" situation...we're all human we do stupid things, most of the time they're funny, so we share the stories, weither with our friends/family/etc. or with an online site is their choice. So lighten up. :]
chitown23 4
**** ya you tell those people what's up its just all for laughs