Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I was walking to the bus for my first day at my new school. I tripped in the darkness and split my chin open and broke my arm. FML
Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
Today, I re-dislocated my arm trying to get it out of the cast it was in because I didn't want to pay the $50 dollar fee to get it taken off. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
Today, I came out from the E.R. with an arm cast and stitches on my head, all because a cyclist ran me over on a pedestrian walkway and got away. FML
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Top comments
metawarr556 3
That really sucks. It's happened to me before. Ah well, life goes on.
edible1 0
You sure are a bastard. One would think that a cast on an arm that was only recently put on would be enough evidence.
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Comments (65)
SadinSherman 16
You know the hospital emergency room could have given you a note signed by the on call E.R. doctor
xmarkstheheart 0
That's not truancy; that's tardiness. But, easy solution: bring in a note and the school should correct that in their records.
Ikz_Hustler 9
At least make it summin believable the doctor wouldn't let you go straight after :l
theeNSP 0
Same with my braces I missed ONE period and I was "absent" the rest of the day
MizzCraZy 0
That sucks
jenna73011 3
I do feel bad for you. But at my school getting the doctors note was rule #1. And just because you have the cast doesn't mean a thing, you could have gotten that the night before, they have no way of knowing without that note, hence its importance
KevinFlynn 13
always get a doctors note. you'll always get ****** overc if you don't
dharmaint 15
And threw it away in front of them
scarlet22ashley 19
Its actually not just them being rude, its a law in american schools that there has to be a note from either your parent, guardian or doctor to get excused.