Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I was walking to the bus for my first day at my new school. I tripped in the darkness and split my chin open and broke my arm. FML
Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
Today, I re-dislocated my arm trying to get it out of the cast it was in because I didn't want to pay the $50 dollar fee to get it taken off. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
Today, I came out from the E.R. with an arm cast and stitches on my head, all because a cyclist ran me over on a pedestrian walkway and got away. FML
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metawarr556 3
That really sucks. It's happened to me before. Ah well, life goes on.
edible1 0
You sure are a bastard. One would think that a cast on an arm that was only recently put on would be enough evidence.
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Comments (65)
ithedarkone 0
Should of asked him if you stuck your cast up his ass would it clear his cloudy judgment? and then when he says excuse me? You say your excused!
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down..."
romaunts 0
Boohoo, get a doctor's note. It shouldn't be that hard. Go to the hospital, ask to talk to the doctor that put on your cast. You should have had a note before... and I can understand, casts can be faked, so... they're just doing their job. You should have been more responsible and bothered getting that excuse... or, y'know, go back now and get it.
xchd22x 0
yeah you should have gotten a doc's note...and not go go to school on the same day. go in tomorrow show them the note and they will stfu and let ya go free...works all the time.
jma1123 0
YDI ; it could have happened the night before , or if it was a Monday , that weekend . You NEED a doctor's note or a slip from the office , or it's skipping , no matter what . Common sense for a high schooler or anyone in college .
edible1 0
Common sense doesn't always kick in when you're dealing with the excruciating pain of having just broken in arm, douche. I'm glad I don't know you in real life. Besides, the school should have understood.
Jason_fml 0
Fake. If you had broke the arm that day most likely the doctor would have recommended you went home instead of school in which case you would either tell him you wanted to go to school which would result in him righting you a note or contacting the school, or you knowingly neglected to tell him that you were going to go to school and didn't ask for a note. Either way, not having a note is your fault. If the doctor didn't tell you to go home instead of going to school, then it still wouldn't be a problem since you could easily have had the the school contact the hospital.
Jason_fml 0
That should be "writing you a note" in the first paragraph, not "righting you a note". Sorry, I am a wee bit tired at the moment.
PancakeSpartan 0
Some people are idiots.
nofimsux 0
that is NOT TRUE AT ALL...people rnt that dumb. If ur gonna lie, at least make it something even a moron would believe.
ImTheAlpha 30
Oh, you must be new. Welcome to planet Earth, the home of the stupid
happyhak 5
#10, the OP might want to get a good education when he/she grows up so they do what they can to attend school (even over a broken arm). If you want to fk up your life (or if you already have) then keep your failures to yourself! But OP: I once had a kid at my school who broke his arm AND leg! He still came to school! So your teachers are assholes who should be fired!
DjeePee 25
My old school once tought that two people had skipped school on the day the school photographer came. They didn't believe they where at school, eventhough they where on all the pictures. Yeah, that was funny, except for those people.