Today, I fell down a flight of stairs onto cement and had to get stitches in my knee. The class I was running to was Buddhist Philosophy where I was supposed to give a presentation on how we all need to slow down and stop rushing through life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended a Buddhist prayer service for my religion and philosophy course. When the service was over, everyone stood up. Unfortunately, my legs and feet had fallen asleep so much that I lost balance and tackled a monk into the shrine. I'm expected to pay for injuries and damages. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML
Today, at work, we had a fire drill. I was the first to run out of the building, but in my haste, I tripped on the stairs, and rolled down the flight. When I got to the bottom, I tried to stand up, but my ankle was already swelling. What felt like the entire office watched as I limped to the designated meeting point. FML
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I ran to catch the night bus which passes every hour, when it unexpectedly passed its stop and turned right. I ran faster, only to trip on a roadwork sign and scrape both knees on the half-rebuilt road, ruining my new yoga pants in the process. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Ha ha! Love the Irony. Next time try practice what you preach. ;-)
pokipoki 0
yeah. perfect practical example for your class. "see what happens when you rush through life? fell down a flight of stairs and stitches on the knee."
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Comments (86)
J0HNYR0773N 0
LMFAO.. i think thats karma btw
Synthetic42 0
You should re-write the lecture to be about Murphy's Law
SuperTottenham 0
Instant karma's gonna get you; gonna knock you right on the head...
btopishere 1
That ain't karma, more like hypocrisy.
Grand_Marquis 0
I think the worst part of this FML is the fact that he/she actually, literally fell down a flight of stairs. People are gonna think you're being abused now, every time you explain what happened.
Anonymouse77_fml 0
BS alert. Falling onto concrete could break your knee cap, or scrape your knee, but in order to get stitches you need a laceration or incision. Was this cement littered with knives or broken glass?
summer66_fml 0
can u say irony??
watchnlearn 0
you should've pretended you were late on purpose. say it was part of the "presentation."
wafflemonger 0
#35, that is wonderful. #36, when I was eight years old, I fell off my bike and onto concrete. I needed stitches in my chin. Just because you don't personally believe something happened doesn't automatically make it BS, so please keep your smug opinions to yourself.
whynotnow 0
at least you set an example of what not to do.