Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Cheer up!
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
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tommyfox 19
I've never heard of such excitement when somebody put underwear ON!
silentbutfunny 0
Boxer or briefs?
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Comments (125)
Vertas 10
just do the flying leap and hit both legs at once. no sprains happen that way. Maybe a concussion but no sprains.
marissamay25 3
I've been putting on my pants before and for whatever reason I couldn't get my foot through fast enough and fell forward....it hurt but was a good laugh. Lol(:
Pelreskovich 11
Don't wear any underwear. Problem solved! ..plus you're always prepared ;)
ScarletBloom 14
You need diapers instead. You won't need to step in an undergarment anymore.
missyj0 12
Wouldn't you put on adult diapers the same way you put on undies? Terrible idea. Not only will she sprain her ankle but she'll have a super uncomfortable vajayjay.
rabbittboi 18
If you're that much fun just putting your underwear on, imagine the hilarity when you take them off.
Michael_92 20
You don't want to know....
bigtaytay 13
U have to actually try to do that lol. Hope u have a good story to use as a cover up!
desireev 18
Use the Chuck Norris story under #14s comment! Haha! :)
pattycakes0654 0
Don't wear them :O
iredbone 10
hahahahahahahahahahaha priceless!
ilove80smetal 8
Alright, here's what you say to kids at school. "I was in bed with a hot chick and she wasTAKING OFF your underwear, and you both fell out of bed" lol
pippa08 0
bet you had fun explaining THAT to the Dr xp