Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Who's fault is that?
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Brake check
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML
Top comments
FYLDeep 26
On the plus side if you're going to fail your driving test you might as well get it done early. Now you can get the **** out of the DMV a little quicker than usual... unless of course you're stuck waiting for someone to pick you up 'cause you can't drive.
FYLDeep 26
I don't ******* know. Ask someone else.
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Comments (110)
heathz 9
you should have said that was the practice test. now you are ready for the real one!!
Sextonator 9
Aww, I know how that is. I managed to hit a curve in the DMV u-turn and failed.
knoxxx 22
You fail a driving test if you don't put your seatbelt on before starting the car.
theanonymoose 3
Interestingly, I know someone who had an accident in the car they were going to test in *before* they took their test (reverse parking in the carpark to go into the testing center, they reversed into a tree), and still passed their test that day. :-P
almira_fml 5
Happened to me...exact same thing when I went for test first time...
anaalvarez9 0
Me too ha but I got it eventually!
LennyComa 39
How is that possible
maxinexoxo 0
maybe op failed the parking part before actually getting on the road
cmayo 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The DMV people are picky, but it's pretty sad to fail that quickly. You must be a woman.
Bekll 31
They're too picky. I had to take it five times over. I correct one thing and mess up what I had perfect before each time.
raphanne_fml 33
#30 Given the fact that OP's name is "that guy", I think it's safe to assume that OP is not a woman...
Arivien 3
Wow, a poorly delivered sexist joke. You're hilarious man.
Okayitwasme 0
Read much... Before you put your foot in your mouth? Lol :)
Yodaevil 4
Gullible much? Like a person who just failed their test wouldnt put "that guy" to avoid the sexist jokes? Doesn't make the jokes right, but doesnt mean they are a male.
thatbitch1204 2
Gotta say, I'm a woman and most can't drive, I'll agree so he's not being sexist.
stacianichole 2
A derogatory assumption, generalization or statement about a group of people based on their gender is sexism. Just because you agree doesn't make it not sexist, it makes YOU sexist.
workoutfreak 4
I just passed my test today it was mad easy just don't be nervous
stevenmx86 8
This may be an fml for you but we can all breath a nice sigh of relief knowing that, at least there is one less bad driver out there for a short while.
Rachel1987 4
Someone had to say it :D
RawEndo 1
no he was just trying to be capt save a ho lol