Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I’m learning to drive and finally felt confident enough to park in a tight spot with my instructor watching. I nailed the angle perfectly, but when I tried to get out, I realized I'd parked so close to the line that I couldn’t open the door. I had to climb out of the passenger side while my instructor pretended not to laugh. FML
Today, I tried to parallel park my car in a tight spot. After several failed attempts, I finally parked, but then realized I had parked on a slight incline. My car started rolling backwards. I had to chase it down the street in my pajamas. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I got into my car in the parking lot, or at least I thought I did. I sat down, buckled up, and only noticed something was off when a guy walked over from the shopping trolley carousel, opened the passenger door and said, “Can I help you?” Same car model, wrong car. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML
Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
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The_Dude_Abides_ 0
lol it happens to skinny people too just have to climb in the other door
MauriceWinifred 0
that's actually.. horrible. ):
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beast195 0
i would have stole yo shit
fiveonefiveoh 0
how bout the passenger side???
ur_life_fails 0
that other driver is a ****...and #1 you are the reason I love Canada :)
Maravilla4 1
Hahahahahahahhahah, hit the weight room fatty
gooseboy 0
Drink 3 - 5 cups of green tea daily; people who do this lose around 5% of their weight over 3 months, on average.
tomutz 0
If you used your head for something besides eating you could have used the passenger side door. Fatty!
xMegan96 0
dude just get in through the passengers side...then hope over the little thingy..I forget what it's called.
88sforlife 0
I love your kitty !
Helpfulsolution1 0
Sorry that happened to you and its a shame that someone wouldnt help you. I know how hard it can be to lose weight. This is what helped me humblebeginningsin2cash2.com. Hope this helps.
crmccullough 1
#89: who says dieting is 90% of weight loss? If you burn more calories than you consume, you will lose weight, no matter how you do it. Cutting calories and exercising more both work; however, they work best if they are used in conjunction.