Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Road trip
Today, after we drove to France to go to a jazz festival, we'd arrived in the evening after a 600 km drive, and my wife made a misstep and broke her ankle, it's the next day and we drove back home. After the first toll booth, the electric car window would no longer go up, so we drove with the window open for the remaining 500 km. FML
Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML
Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML
Goddamn it
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Today, as a learner driver, I embarked on my longest drive ever: back home, from Sydney to Melbourne, which is around a 700km drive. I managed to get the whole way without any problems. I crashed into my driveway. FML
Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Great organization
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
Long haul
Today, I was driving to visit my parents for the first time in two years. After spending about $4000 to make sure my car wouldn't break down on the journey, around the halfway point, the front tire popped and the engine blew out. I'm about 5 states away from both my parents and my home. FML
Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML
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Zebidee 9
It's Ireland in February. 'Raining' is the default weather.
Stunsz 0
Man that sucks! But I cant stop laughing LMAO!
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Comments (92)
Batman9264 0
Why didn't you put clingfilm over the window? Dumb ****
Avenged7Gabe 0
like I said to #19 maybe he didn't have any you retard
irish_drunk 0
To Irish people (and indeed most of mainland europe) the names of the cities are recognisable so I think they are worth putting in. At least it is a much shorter journey thanks to the new dual carriageway!
kornhead09 0
carriages Fo reel i thot Ireland was a first world country like wit cars and shit
extremenoodles 0
Silly #49, only America has cars. Their version of English is the only acceptable one too. Not ripping on Americans, by the way, just feeling cynical
kornhead09 0
wow I soo dnt no that ty
cottoncandymp 0
Ive taken that drive before but my windows werent broken. ha.
imac619 2
that's what you get for living in ireland.
Avenged7Gabe 0
so it's his fault for living in Ireland? you are a retarded asshole
Alison25_fml 0
Omg today was awful rain u crazy fecker..
BountyBass 13
the broken window part sucked...
disney_blonde 16
So duct tape a garbage bag over the broken window. Or is that just an American solution to broken windows?
mgfootball 0
I wish it would rain here cause...raindrops will hide my teardrops, an no one will ever know that I'm crying
Avenged7Gabe 0
that's the oldest and dumbest line I've ever heard
Rainbow35 6
36: Go back to Six Billion Secrets. :P
TripOnShoelaces 0
You should probably get that fixed, brah.
AwesomeAsFcuk 0
WTF use miles!
Ouchy265 0
We're irish....we use km!!
bryan2697 2
its only two hours on the new motorway