Today, I dropped my wedding ring on the carpet. Just as I was about to pick it up, my Roomba sucked it up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to clean my entire apartment. While vacuuming, I sucked up something big. I didn’t realize what it was until later when I couldn’t find my engagement ring. I digged through a vacuum bag full of dust, crumbs, and mystery hair, only to realize it was on my finger the whole time. FML
Today, my dog pooped on the floor, and the Roomba my sweet boyfriend bought me as a housewarming gift, ran over it. FML
Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
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Top comments
KingAdrock 16
Boo hoo. Don't act like it fell down the sewer. 1. Open up roomba 2. Retrieve ring 3. Go on with life
Magnoxidans 19
#FirstWorldProblems
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Comments (30)
sasquatchius 3
You had to spend 2 minutes getting your ring out of a Roomba, your life is terrible!
Paws_Cat 29
..Just open the little cover where all the stuff it vacuums up is..
Paws_Cat 29
Plus, you didn't see the roomba coming for your ring and just pick it up or turn it away?
RainbowPandaChan 9
I don't know if your life sucks, but your Roomba certainly does. *badum-tsh!*
Donut_Wizard 23
I think the roomba might be trying to steal your spouse.
Zanquis 22
It's a roomba, just get it out it is not like it has a internal wormhole where all items dissapear. Just a little bit more work to get it but that should be about it.
PainFarts 4
Jesus Christ man; just ******* grow a pair and open it, it's really not that hard.
CSSDimian 6
you could have retrieved it in less time than it took you to type this up.
alreadyfucked99 0
that must have been one powerful rumba mine won't Even pick up paper lol.
FlexMaster 10
lol. But seriously fyl op. I hope you get it back soon. $incerely, FlexMaster
cek727 16
At least you know where it is....