jake
Sydney, Australia
Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quarterback
United States
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Qwe
North Attleboro, United States
Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
dhbeaver
United States
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Crog
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
cheerupsookylala
Perth, Australia
But… why would you do that?
Today, I drank water from a random, half-full water bottle I found inside a bumper car (AKA dodgems) at the local fairground, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. FML
padre74
Jackson, United States
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML
Anonymous
Queasy
Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML
Top comments
drakem 7
How do you even do that...?
Ethan4an 6
Were you wishing him away?
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Comments (138)
Saraishi 25
How does -that- happen??
sarabear94 4
You need to learn to be a better parent, what did you do before that? Drink??
casste 6
Sounds like you did it on purpose. Your "KID"? Why don't you humanize your child and say your "daughter/son" not "I dropped my kid" you deserved it, but your child sure didn't.
my_user_name_is 1
I bet half of you saying how terrible of a parent OP is don't have any children and I hope you never do.
shanannygians07 28
Did your wish come true...?
Queenie2014 11
...What...the...****..?
hope27 15
Follow up?
AloysiusWeasley 15
You were wishing the condom didn't break?
AllTimeCasey 7
FYL because you are so lonely and desperate you had to make up bs like this to get a little bit of attention.
RedPillSucks 33
Your kids name is Penny? Or is this like "The man who mistook his wife for a hat"