jake
Sydney, Australia
Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quarterback
United States
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Qwe
North Attleboro, United States
Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
dhbeaver
United States
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Crog
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
cheerupsookylala
Perth, Australia
But… why would you do that?
Today, I drank water from a random, half-full water bottle I found inside a bumper car (AKA dodgems) at the local fairground, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. FML
padre74
Jackson, United States
Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML
Anonymous
Queasy
Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML
Top comments
drakem 7
How do you even do that...?
Ethan4an 6
Were you wishing him away?
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Comments (138)
worldclassrager 41
Caution slippery when wet
Dkman 11
Father of the year right here
sonshadsil94 15
That awkward moment when your kid is the size and shape of a coin.
utrax 23
I have a feeling this is a fake FML.
depressed_child 19
How does this get to be on the FML website? It doesn't even make sense
CrissyyyS2 22
I don't even...
vampire1618 5
My guess is they were holding their kid up for them to toss a coin/do it with them and ended up tossing/dropping the kid at the same time. Hopefully. Still a fairly special thing to do.
NemiDrake 8
Just, how? Hope your kid's okay.
hiyaitslana 3
How is that possible, it's not like you keep you child in your wallet... Do you?
sarahmaxine 19
How tf was this fml not denied by moderation?