Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I dropped a bottle when moving my cat supplies. and just my luck it fell onto my iPhone and broke the screen. I don’t have enough money to replace it. FML
Today, I stepped on the MacBook Air I purchased 4 days ago. The screen snapped in two, and I didn't buy insurance because I promised myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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Top comments
ohmygaaawsh29 0
OP did say it's been through toilets and falls, so I'm pretty sure that its a good phone. plus, grass is nothing..
SilverBallet 0
#34, the price of your phone has nothing to do with where you can or cannot shop. WalMart generally has pretty good prices, and, personally, if I'd gone and spent four-hundred bucks on a phone, I'd want to save where I could. Why spend five bucks when you could spend three? And this just proves that WalMart floors are like kryptonite to phones...
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SilverBallet 0
#34, the price of your phone has nothing to do with where you can or cannot shop. WalMart generally has pretty good prices, and, personally, if I'd gone and spent four-hundred bucks on a phone, I'd want to save where I could. Why spend five bucks when you could spend three? And this just proves that WalMart floors are like kryptonite to phones...
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Look after your stuff better. Also, who buys mac and cheese? It's hardly a complex dish to make from scratch.
antoniasiddall 5
Maybe they couldn't use a kitchen or they were travelling or just maybe they were like pretty much everyone else who buys readymade stuff sometimes.
DuchessAngel37 0
Sorry, I have a samsung eternity...a million times better than the iphone if you ask me
carnal_deviance 0
umm. . .it's called karma? i mean think about it, you bought an iphone. . .now you've been punished for your mistake. simple really XD get an HTC touch phone. . .the Diamond is sexxed, and the Pro is great if you text a lot :P
tini_fml 0
I am glad that I am not the only one who has dropped my phone in the toilet...
ba_mf 0
what's so weird about having an iPhone and going to wal-mart? wal-mart SELLS iPhones.
syrcsorgmn 0
you are a klutz. who drops their shit so damn much?
teh_ass 0
Wow, treat your stuff with more respect. Kids these days think that every new toy is unbreakable...
vrphotos 0
#2: They actually sell iPhones at Walmart, not that I'm saying Walmart is that great of a place.
xADyingSoulx 0
Thank God you saved the noodles.
Woop_Woop 0
noodles? isnt "mac and cheese" the american for macaroni and cheese and thats made with pasta