Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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scaredofgirls 0
dude the same thing happened to me but in real life
Cabezilla 9
I guess when girls say "In your dreams" that doesn't apply to you.
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Comments (104)
peel_fml 0
Do you not realize that dreams are not simply like first-person controlled television shows? A dream is produced from your unconscious mind. If you were unable to get a girl in your dream, it probably does not suggest your lack of attraction, but rather, it probably suggests that you have a certain degree of insecurity on the matter. Don't let this dream lower your confidence, as the very nature of this dream suggests that your confidence is too low, and should most likely be enhanced if you wish to lead a life that is not ******.
STVader 0
LMAO at 20.
hahaha6 0
#17 ftw! I'm glad someone can express a comment that uses intelligence without being extremely judgemental!
wh0regasm 0
I am very sorry :/
forgotusername 0
had the same dream a few days back, FML
xabuko 0
haha...this sad and funny at the same time!!!...good luck mate!
thelonelylurker 0
A lot of worse things have happened to me in dreams man... I feel your pain T_T.
illeyad 0
This is not an FML it is a FMD.
AntiChrist7 0
dude stop whining it was only a dream
dawneee 0
loser