Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML
Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML
Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML
Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML
Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
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dreamering 16
Take the positive side: You could have been hit by a cow.
PSQ91 6
FYL. Pigeons suck, they're so useless.
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Comments (105)
ohhhteddy 0
aree you okayy *
bowlingstar 1
how have so many people spelled pigeon wrong when it is IN the FML
tencalories 3
I read that to fast and thought he said ruptured anus
meteacher 2
that makes two of us
narutou546 4
owwwww that sounds it seriously hurt
katies94 0
hahahahaha In your face! lol
Muffin_boo 12
hilarious. seriously. i thought i was going to die. ^_^ haha
imakorean001 2
ok im no genius but does anyone else not find it any bit weird that they called it a windscreen? i went to school for auto mech. and ive never heard of a windscreen
tylerrahl 2
look on the bright side...how many people in the world can say that happened to them?
abdelrahmannader 0
Ahhhh. Love at first sight
lilith5 0
Christ I was eating and almost died laughing picturing that scene. It must've been fuuunnnyyy. Painful. But to the viewers. Lmao. Idc what people say on my comment. I thought it was priceless. But I do feel bad for you and I did fyl