Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML
Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML
Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML
Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML
Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
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Top comments
dreamering 16
Take the positive side: You could have been hit by a cow.
PSQ91 6
FYL. Pigeons suck, they're so useless.
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Comments (105)
shamille 5
FTPL But seriously, ruptured sinuses? Phwoar. I didn't even know you could rupture them. Sounds awful.
seekndestroy 3
ruptured anything sounds pretty awful
Gyles03 1
I totally read that as "ruptured anus" and I was thinking to myself, How hard would one have to be hit in the face in order to rupture their anus?
j_cat187 20
haha bird that flies up the anus of unsuspecting people
j_cat187 20
u must got the nasel funk
meggs2209 0
that's the kind of shit u can't even make up. fyl
deekiin 0
hide yo kids, hide yo wives and hide yo husbands too cos they pigeoning everyone out here
HomeAl0ne 20
You should have got the bird flew vaccine. I got the needle last year, and a bird hasn't flown into me yet.
m00sh 0
HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?! JESUS CHRIST
qr_fml 21
lmfao fyl loll
Schlimpikins 0
windscreen?
LuciDaniels 8
hahahah. I'm sorry but i could not stop laughing for five full minutes after reading that! but FYL!!