seanjohn268
Canada
Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
JBone
Canada
Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender until after all the ingredients were inside. I pushed the 'on' button. It was still on when I went to plug it in. With no lid. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
OldHabitsDieHard
Erie, United States
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Anonymous
Rancho Cucamonga, United States
Eww, what?
Today, I watched a coworker use an electric milk frother, lick it “clean”, then put it back in the break room drawer with the rest of the utensils. I had no idea it was her personal frother. I thought it was for everyone’s use, like the spoons, and I’ve been using it for days now. FML
Mak10
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that if you tell your child that they're old enough to cook their own food in the microwave, you have to make sure they're smart enough not to put the metal spoon in with the food as well. FML
Anonymous
United States
WTF are you doing?
Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
Toasted
Shocking!
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
TexasGirl24
Houston, United States
Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML
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Commander223 9
Tard....
kmiks411 0
Take then out of the mixer too
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Comments (152)
mea_iloveskiing 26
They see me lickin' they hatin'
jackassiddy 8
...don't knooow what I was thinkin', but I couldn't of been concentratin'.. my tongue's hurt n dirty.. my tongue's hurt n dirty, my tongue is, my tongue is hurt n dirty. My screams were sooo loud..
miz_kamakazi 11
Maybe next time you should read the warning label on the box. They make them specifically for people like you, OP.
MrEscape 2
I'm tongue tied oh wait that's you
martyh27 2
And this is why we have Darwin Awards.
CuteGinger 2
Those bring a smile to my face, reading about how smart I am in comparison with so many other unfortunates. :')
bitchslapped22 14
Nice discovery, dumbass
wegetrz 14
Now you probably can't even enjoy the cake..great going.
CuteGinger 2
The cake is a lie.
Dancintas 5
I JUST DIED^^ ;D
clsgators 5
No shit, Next stick your wet finger in an electrical socket
sucks2BEyouu 0
^^ your picture is from top gear right? :D
hello_jules 8
Lolll :)
soccergurl98 0
Dumbass
soccergurl98 0
Dumbass
Skater5679 4
Do you still have a tongue?
KiddNYC1O 22
Lol. Yes, with trendy designs.