Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML
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Today, a tourist from an English-as-second-language country taught me a new word. In English. FML
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JBrownie123 24
We aren't retarded. We use the word horny a lot more. Randy is a dying word over here.
Andr913 13
When I was in England, the name Lou seemed to be very popular. It has a little tinkle to it.
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OfficeNinja 5
No problem. Tell everyone your name is Horney. See how easy that was?
krez 20
Hate to break it to you, but it means the same thing in the U.S. too. Not a big deal though. Think of how many Richards are walking around with everyone calling them Dick.
DocAwesome 1
Well, let me buy a brandy first then take the randyness out of you ;)
torchhh 1
You're lucky you aren't going to India. It means ***** over there
RedPillSucks 33
Come on, parents. Please stop taking crack during pregnancy and pick decent names for your kids... Banned boys names: Leslie, Marion, Beverly, Stacy, Ashley. (Sorry for anyone with the last name Dumas) Banned girls names: Randi, Wilhelmina, (ANY name starting with La like Lawanda, Lashawna, etc.) (Any name with wierd stuff buried in it, like Sh'thead, or Latrina, yes these are real names)
Ovie1997 0
Makes you proud to be British :')
Ocelotstar1995 7
Welcome to England :P
etherflan 4
Same here.
newmandotcom 6
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JDC2910 0
We don't even use the word randy, we say horny!