Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML
Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
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polarbare 0
shoulda been luigi
redblueviolet 0
Doo. Doo. Doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doooooooo. Ah, crap, and you're all out of lives!
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Comments (104)
wes85 2
that was quite a run-on sentence.
ndiesal 0
I don't think you deserve it OP. There really is just about no way to stop yourself once you start slipping on ice. Might as well do the Mario...swing your arms, from side to side...
MF12 0
there was a period in between the sentenceS
koolkat14 0
haha
Deelovesu 0
I should tried that and c wut happends :]
Freeze_fml 17
Please do.
BadPinkKitty07 0
it starts with copying Mario, then it leads to other games. soon that poor OP will be sweeping the kitchen floor like Zelda and brushing his teeth like Kirby. don't ask me how that would work.
Slimma 20
wow... this is some kind of special idiot here.
Mr_Tarzan 0
MOVE, QUICK! Donkey Kong, Wario & Yoshi are about to smash in to you from behind. Blood smeared ice must be at least 3 times more slippery than bananas! Ye-ouch!
Scrantoncity 0
wow Mario is boss don't hate
lilbyrd43 0
that's pretty ****** funny!! I'm assuming you didn't make it in time, to save the princess?!?!!