Today, I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with a low neck line that I bought for my cousin's wedding, because my older brother thought it would be funny to mix a scented body-wash that he knows makes my skin break out in hives, with my regular one. My chest looks like a pizza. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML
Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
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slick5880 22
Pizza is in this season.
Pinguini26 6
Sucks to be you! Anyway, it's your cousin's day. Not everyone's gonna be looking at you so you'll be fine!
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Comments (100)
Nini101 2
I know a lot of people say revenge isn't the best thing, but I think it would be good in your case.
Glitch333 0
Ooohhhh he would be dead. Use his deodorant on your snatch ;) paybacks a bitch.
ccheart55 5
This is like what happened to me @ my semi formal I had realllllllllllly bad sunburn and my chest and it peeled on tue day of the dance! And I was wearing a strapless dress! If you don't say anything no one else will and just remember you're there for your cousin
Bayfreshshorty 0
Hahahaha, if I were you, I would mix in Nair hair removal in his body wash.
aksweetheart 7
or his shampoo...(:
Buttsexpirate 9
You look good enough to eat! Just gotta add some mushrooms and ranch.
sambam_454 0
I would kick my brothers ass lol
Iheartfunny 1
That stuff gets expensive so I just use a sharpy
HowBoutYouShutUp 7
Haha damn, your brother's an ass.:(
peppermintstick 0
I have super sensitive skin too, OP. I feel your pain! Normally I'm not big on revenge but this definitely deserves payback of some kind!
kaykay20 0
A serious yeast infection would worse at least in my experience anyway very painful. Check and see if it smells different first every time you go shower in case he does that again.
Feklfekl2222 32
Wrong FML by any chance?
kaykay20 0
No, scented body washes leaves a person prone to yeast infections if they are sensitive to it which if bad can cause pain. My reaction clearly isn't the same but the pain in my opinion is worse then being broke out in hives. Sucks that she can't wear the dress but it could have been worse (like in my example).