Today, I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with a low neck line that I bought for my cousin's wedding, because my older brother thought it would be funny to mix a scented body-wash that he knows makes my skin break out in hives, with my regular one. My chest looks like a pizza. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML
Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
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Top comments
slick5880 22
Pizza is in this season.
Pinguini26 6
Sucks to be you! Anyway, it's your cousin's day. Not everyone's gonna be looking at you so you'll be fine!
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Comments (100)
brebisegarer 0
LOL pizzachest
clemcool_fml 0
Maybe he was trying to protect your virtue :)
Redsox68 0
You only put body wash on your chest?
lopezk 0
I wud beat his ass!
sparxva 12
Time to mix a little Nair with his shampoo.
Someofthisisfunn 0
W/ two pepperoni's??
iammeat 0
Take a shit in his sock drawer.
b_rowe55 0
well isn't that just ******* gross!
unluckyv 7
I just threw up in my mouth. Anyways get back at your brother by putting the same stuff I in his underwear
kaywalovestoflip 7
did you only put the soap on your chest?
iBiteRoses 22
She mentioned her chest specifically because, if you read the FML, it says she wanted to wear a dress with a low neckline. It would expose part of her chest, but probably wouldn't be such a big deal if other places on her body broke out, if they were covered by her dress...