Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML
Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
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Top comments
Thoricsteam20 24
Did he just sit in the car awkwardly as you searched.
UnidentifiedFun 37
Let's just hope no one 'found' it with their windshield
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Comments (64)
jaylaufers 13
Did anyone else read this as OP strapping the wheelchair with his friend in it to the roof
SecundusSecunda 27
Hahhah now I picture OP searching for his missing friend!
Kitty_Kat16 16
Seems like more of a **** his life
Publikwerks 14
Ted> "Well you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs."
UnidentifiedFun 37
Let's just hope no one 'found' it with their windshield
nickie_94 18
Hopefully he has some kind of warranty on it. Good luck!
gobiteme2 34
Insurance
Warmonger_Smurf 29
That's wheely bad. Way to cut the legs right out from under your friend.
tiger820 20
LMAO, this made me think of Barry Kripke off Big Bang Theory!...... so classic
jebron 13
Your friend wasn't in it was he?
soulreaper12296 28
And you don't notice something like a wheelchair flying off the roof of your car how?
obey_clarence 18
Wheels and the Legman
GeorgiaBea 28
Do you not own a car with a back seat or trunk? They are not that big...
SavageCabbage 8
That's some crippling news ;)