Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom is becoming a Wiccan, at least that’s the lie I told the neighbours when they demanded to know why my mom was smoking weed naked, waving charms around, and dancing amongst our trees. I actually have no idea what she was doing, and when she sobered up, she had no idea why she did it either. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my overly-religious parents that I'm an agnostic. They asked me why. As soon as I gave my reasons, my mom called me a "bigot" and hurled a bible at me, and it nailed me in the crotch. She then said, "That's what you get, non-believer." FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML
Today, I came out of the closet, after years of fear and shame, thanks to my mom making me to go to a church full of fundies my whole life. In the end, I was in tears. All I got was a frown and a "So? Want a medal or something?" FML
Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML
Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML
Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
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ZiggyMorrison 0
I sense a big theological debate in the works on this one any minute now oh and atleast she didnt throw holy water on you screaming THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!!!!!!!
nonotme 0
#14: I judge all religion as bad for society, but there are some that are worse than others. #11: Google's your friend, but it's one of the Pagan religions, based around peace with nature and all living things. Its beliefs including never harming any living being except for food or self defense and the "Rule of Three" which states that if you hurt someone, you'll get hurt back three times as bad (and likewise, if you do good, good will come to you three times as strong). As far as religions go, it's probably one of the best out there.
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YankfanZZTop22 0
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wtf is wicca kid
herofaircloth 18
Wtf is google kid
RebbeAsh 10
wicca is an extension of Paganism. google mostly has it wrong though
hk_fml 9
wow O__O
catatonicsleep 17
It's got something to do with magic...I have a wicca spell book somewhere that a friend bought me because I like reading about magic.
tac0609 13
Yeah, Wiccians main practice is magic. It's my religion, and I've gotten kind of good at it
bcrklein 0
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YDI for converting to wicca. That's not a religion it's a way of saying that you're a rebellious teen that doesn't wanna do what your parents do. That's almost as bad as converting to Scientology.
lovely_mess3 15
Screw you. Most religions are based off of Wicca.
lovely_mess3 15
Screw you. Most religions are based off of Druid and Paganism. It is not about being rebellious it is a peace and nature loving religion. That is where the Christians got their Christmas and their devil. You're completely ignorant. Try educating yourself before you go on spewing hate. Damn time limit cut me off.
tac0609 13
False. It's just not the most common religion.
tac0609 13
False. It's just not the most common religion.
10thDoctorGirl 13
Exactly #108, that's what half of my boyfriend's family is.
yermum6798 7
plenty of people are Wiccan and remain to be that way throughout their lives. **** you very much.
RebbeAsh 10
**** you and the people who think your right. Scientology locks people up for no ******* reason. Wicca believe in Magick and protecting the earth
fmylifecausitsal 0
wow #5 you cnt say much,baptists ar probalyte worst of christians and they dont even except gays so u cant say shit and #11 if u dont know what wicca is look it up on urban dictionary dont just openly comment that ur a dumbass for fun
xHaniffax 0
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Wicca? lol
wilson12 0
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wicca is stupid. enough said
tWitt3rBuG 0
O_o Hmmm... Atleast you know your mother listens when you talk
Uchihavino 0
Catholicism: the belief that eating a flying zombie will give you eternal life in the sky.
Wonderman_fml 0
Hahah, funny shit