tdudey123
Toronto, Canada
Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML
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dmblonde 13
Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.
thisgirlysfml 2
Better than no lap dance..
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gottageek 17
She paid bus fare and got a completely different ride? You could have just made that old ladies day, she's probably bragging about it in her retirement homes singles group.
I_Has_A_Fishy 12
Did she happen to have a "troll face"?
BoratSagdiyev 2
Did you finish?
BlasianGirl 2
When did he start?
merrielp 13
You liked it
rekege 18
So, you're describing it as a lap dance because you wanted it to have been one, or the lady actually did more than just sit on your lap? I'm thinking the first alternative.
tne201992 12
Well we can tell how ignorant you are! I don't remember reading OP having a fetish?
rainbowbigbird 7
Grandma was determined to make her bus ride an enjoyable one. Alas, it was to your unfortunate expense, OP.
HelloGuys 4
28- your picture is why i liked that comment lol ;)
TheNewGuy03 29
Perchance, did you get an "involuntary boner"?
RentaName 15
It could have been worse. She could have been 400 lbs.
cheshireau 26
I would of said 'Get the F*** off'
Enslaved 38
"But sonny, I am." *wiggle wiggle*
dadli_fml 9
Getting off is exactly what she was doing