Today, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work. Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am. They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars. They suck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a nasty headache so I tried to take a nap. Unfortunately, my college had a homecoming parade a block away from where I live. I never knew our marching band sounded that awful. FML
Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, during one of my final exams at university, the police academy across from the class decided to practice their marching. With the full band of bagpipes. For the entire 3 hours. I have a headache verging on migraine and start humming the marching beat occasionally. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, I came to work with a huge hangover after a night out. I work as a marching band director, and guess who I had to conduct a sectional with? That's right, percussion. My head still hasn't stopped throbbing. FML
Today, I sleep during the day because I work nights. My neighbors have a very loud wedding and reception in their backyard including a live mariachi band. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML
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dramaelf 37
If you think that's loud wait until the rebels show up.
kyrisonfusion 22
Try earplugs?:)
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Comments (74)
FireFang1331 13
I know a similar feeling...apparently when someone has a pounding migrian is the perfect time for everyone else in the house to be loud as f***...I have much sympathy for you...
macone 30
That's awesome!
Tatemcgate 2
It's creepy how Im pretty sure this is actually my marching band. We're doing the imperial march and we suck. Fml I guess.
EsOSiQueEs 14
I'm just saying YDI because I'm in marching band and I get personally offended by hearing a non-band member say a band sucks when they usually have little idea what they're talking about.
seriously_wtf22 2
Don't you just hate it when that happens..... I know how you feel but it wasn't a band (for me) someone was singing karaoke on the apartment under mine fully blasted, high pitched, off key, and sounded like an animal being slaughtered.
Ksweety_fml 27
how is this a FML?
MarkToast 19
Sorry that might have been us
1062438 6
You see marching band is a cult practice 5 hours a day and 6.5 on weeks with any kind of show
breaking6883 17
Haha too bad the marching band isn't like mine... We have 5:30pm rehearsal and we're in the top ten best marching bands in Southern California so we're really good XD
_lyssiii_ 20
they can't be that bad if you can tell what song they're doing