Today, I copied some files to my phone while borrowing my grandfather's laptop. As I selectively deleted the files from the recycle bin, I noticed some pictures, and ended up seeing way more than I wanted to of his erect penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, I was reminded that I used by dad's camera all summer to take naked pictures for boyfriend when my dad sent me an email saying: "FYI: when you delete pictures directly off the camera they get uploaded as trash files when the camera is connected to the computer." He saw them all. FML
Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend while at my aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message, I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she's taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I accidentally deleted my landlord's pictures of his child's graduation, girlfriend, daughter, and vacation when he asked me to delete a video off his phone. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
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Top comments
ninjaqueen101 18
That is why you don't snoop.. Or use your grandpa's computer.
MissMae93 23
If you can't tell what the picture is from the thumbnail - definitely don't double click it!
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Comments (73)
olpally 33
That's ****** up. Jesus. Start drinking vodka, now!
Spider_Web 11
I think Jesus preferred wine
Blackcatluck 19
With a hint of holy water
olpally 33
Some people take my comments a little too literally.
fireysaje 10
I believe it's called (excuse me if I get this wrong), a "joke"
Shadowbay 18
I bet you clicked the delete button real fast!! haha I would just delete everything no sense scarring yourself more...
DoEpicThings 14
Sexting-even old ppl do it lol
slappygecko 21
"Oh yeah baby. Say my name. Come on, say my name. I can't remember my name".
mattlw 25
Well you did borrow grandfather's "laptop" didn't you?! Eh...? Anyone?......... Oh just thumbs me down already.
Jenn2021 8
Don't mind if I do.
dakotahulsey 15
Being a hater is too mainstream
cottoncandymango 17
Don't be snoopin' around in other people's things.
DorklyComicFan 8
Grandpa's still going strong, eh?
csi_fml 19
Not even bleaching your eyes will help you
worldclassrager 41
Just empty the recycle bin don't go through it...they are there to be deleted...
crushedone 7
Way more than you wanted to see?? You only wanted to see a little bit of his penis?
SmittyJA24 26
Limp or stiff, ... Does it really matter?
Pikawhore 21
Just the tip!