Today, I confronted my very passive-aggressive roommate about taking out the trash. With a smug smile, she insisted that I should write her a letter if I want to argue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML
Today, my mom told me to take the trash out. I started to, but then I saw that the trash can had been rolled out to the curb, so I went to my room to put on shoes. My mom apparently took this as me deciding not to take the trash out, as she not only yelled at me, but growled and hissed as well. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
Today, a neighbor chose today of all days to drop off her junk in front of my condo/apartment. My relative owns and I rent. I got a letter from a different neighbor, stating that if I continue this egregious behavior of using my apartment as a trash dumpster, she will be forced to report me to the HOA. FML
Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML
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MrPortalFan 21
Dump all the trash in her room and leave a letter "You're with your people now"
trellz17 19
If only howlers were real.
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Comments (40)
FalloutScrolls 25
My dearest roommate, Take out the garbage. Sincerely, **** you
bad_boyfriend 10
Dear Cuntface, Next time you don't take out the trash it goes on your bed. Sincerely, Don't **** with me
xswitch74 17
Talk about trashy behaviour....
chidexy 21
formal or informal
shitstorm28 11
next time you have to take it out, reserve an extra smelly piece and hide it in her car.
chidexy 21
formal or informal
Bekll 31
Sometimes a letter is the best way to express how you're feeling and to not let emotions get in the way of logic and responsibility. But the way your roommate acted it sounds like her way to get you out of the way and not deal with you so her chores don't get done. My roommate is very passive aggressive too. Even if she runs the dishwasher she won't take out the clean utensils she put in - she waits for me to take them out and if I don't she yells at me for taking too long to 'do my part.'
unclewilly 2
Instead, get close enough for the tiny hairs on the end of your noses just start touching; whisper "take out the ******* trash". Then stare. No blinking. No moving; whisper, "now."
captainsmegma 12
I wrote the first draft for you. Dear **** face, Take out the trash you filthy pig. With love your roomie.
MitiMiki 16
The irony of this FML is ironic.