Today, I confronted my very passive-aggressive roommate about taking out the trash. With a smug smile, she insisted that I should write her a letter if I want to argue. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML
Today, my mom told me to take the trash out. I started to, but then I saw that the trash can had been rolled out to the curb, so I went to my room to put on shoes. My mom apparently took this as me deciding not to take the trash out, as she not only yelled at me, but growled and hissed as well. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
Today, a neighbor chose today of all days to drop off her junk in front of my condo/apartment. My relative owns and I rent. I got a letter from a different neighbor, stating that if I continue this egregious behavior of using my apartment as a trash dumpster, she will be forced to report me to the HOA. FML
Today, I wanted to take a nap after cleaning my apartment, so I put the trash outside the front door and put a note on the door for my roommate, saying, "Please take the trash out when you leave for work." When I woke up, the note was gone but the trash was still there. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today I knocked on one of my roommate's door and asked her to stop vacuuming since it's was late. She started to record me and went on a tirade about how none of the girls there respect her. She has previously tried to push two girls down the stairs. Her lease isn't up for 4 more months. FML
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MrPortalFan 21
Dump all the trash in her room and leave a letter "You're with your people now"
trellz17 19
If only howlers were real.
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Comments (40)
PhoenixChick 26
Write a letter on the trash bag. Leave it for her to read. In her bed.
Bunnyluver 20
Don't you just wish you could kick her out... I'm sure she needs you as much as you need her (Unless you're college roommates. I would report her to the Dean or whatever).
MidnaLink 35
That's evil! I like it.
interesting33 37
With passive aggressive things, mostly, if you don't mind putting up with it, you can probably just ignore the notes and comments - but not when you are trying to change the passive aggressive person's behaviour.
ApplePie1994 27
Dear Roommate, You're now homeless! Sincerely, OP's fist.
mrningbrd 19
Yuck ditch her
chosha_fml 27
I would have answered that I don't want to argue. I want her to be a ******* adult and take her turn putting out the trash.
moondoglou420 17
Produce a post-it with the words "her a letter." On it.
DJDualScreen 4
And I would proceed to tell her that when it comes time to renew, her name will no longer be on the lease
False_Stupidity 42
Don't forget a paragraph about the fiery death of the universe should she not do her part.