Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.
Emily062611 6
This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.
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Comments (142)
TheLittleBear 19
That was unnecessarily harsh! His response proves he's not worthy of your time anyway OP.
ShinedownLuv 14
You're much better off without a jackass like him
DenBriZel 31
Wow, he sounds like a real jerk. At least you found out sooner than later? Sorry OP!
ILoveMyArm 15
At least you know what a jackass he is and now can find someone better. Preferably one who doesn't make references to Twilight.
Misshhh 23
You know what? Here's what you should have done the second he was finished with his whole "speech" instead of crying, you smile and say you've had a hidden camera set up somewhere and a recorder and he's been set up as the world's biggest asshole and you would set the whole thing up on YouTube for him to be a laughing stock and then you say: "oh trust me.. I wouldn't want you.. You know why? I got ass, I got ****, hell no I don't want your little bitty *****, goodbye bitch!" Then you walk off with a smile! :D
Setareh23 34
I understand your reaction (since he was a total jerk) but saying something like that, especially when it isn't true, would just make her seem crazy. Leaving out the youtube bit and just keeping the "I got ass, I got ****, hell no I don't want your little bitty *****, goodbye bitch!" seems good though!
Space_Teddy 29
at least your crush should be over now
ColdplaySucks 18
I bet OP feels crushed...
DisposableMen 7
YOU don't suck. HE sucks.
ipodtouchgirl 21
WHAT A DOUCHE BAG!
TheDrifter 24
What kind of twilight obsessed psychotic did OP come across as that this guy thought it was necessary to give a 10 minute "never in a million years" lecture instead of a simple "go away you creeper" standard response, like most jerks do?
Mshrodes 13
We don't know that. OP might as well not have brought up Twilight at all. Maybe he just took jerkness to a whole new level. Either way, and even if OP was a bit of a weirdo, he could have been a better person about it instead of acting like a perfect douche.
VeganVampyre 27
Yeah, I was wondering about that too, was she like "omg you're so sexy and strong and sparkly and even though I've never spoken to you I'm in love with you!!" Because other than that, I don't get why he would bring up Twilight...
generalasskicker 12
For all you know he is a murderer and he just saved your life from his psychotic side but yeah fyl