Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus. One of the supervisors came up to my station and told me that I "really look like someone who, through some miracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, it's my third day at work and the hazing finally began. After a few rounds of "punch the new guy", I thought I would finally be safe because the manager walked into the kitchen. He saw what was going on, picked up a handful of ketchup packets, and began throwing them at me. FML
Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML
Today, I was trying to entertain my crush at a party by showing off my juggling skills. I confidently grabbed three random objects, not realizing one was a jar of pickles. Mid-juggle, the jar slipped and shattered, splashing pickle juice all over my crush. She just stared at me in disbelief, while I stood there smelling like vinegar. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML
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Top comments
Bijaglo 3
That pickle should by some miracle accidentally end up down his throat.
furmum69 5
Miracle? Pickle? Are you Jesus?
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Comments (94)
crazychick1269 7
well that'll be a fun new job
mshoes12346 3
sounds greaaat
IceeCreamm 7
when life gives you pickles, make picklade?
kings1fan 6
^ trying too hard
Kyzahhh 7
Picklade? Sounds disgusting, you can keep that one
EvilPotato 15
Pickles are awesome you should thank him.
DKParth13 5
1.50 for his fries now became 7.50 plus tip :)!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You shouldn't have to dill with this kind of unprofessional behavior at work :O But look on the bright side, free pickle :D
LiveLaughFML 10
be like Snooki and eat that pickle with pride.
FarSide 23
Worst "come-on" line I have ever heard.
zombicidal 11
I had to dissect a pickle for my A&P class its very tough to make a good Y incision on something that doesn't have skin anyway to the point donate the pickle to science so they can find out how to make good pickleaid
CuteDumBlonde64 11
I'd work there. HA, with this economy, the more jobs THE BETTER
TheCylonmaster 3
I once threw a pickle from my quarter pounder from McDonalds at my 22 year old sister and she started crying.
FreakAZoidd 3
Cool story, bro.
Bijaglo 3
That pickle should by some miracle accidentally end up down his throat.
Jdimp 1
I threw it at his face!!
MagicallyFat 12
Or he may accidentally slip on a pickle and hurt himself. Who knows
chuckn_fml 0
Shoulda threw it back
StoryOfTheYear 15
No, that would be overkill.
Osito2011 9
I agree...through it back in his face.
iparker97 0
*thrown.
SadinSherman 16
But that is OP's supervisor,that could get him fired or in some kind of trouble
FlipInBrosky 4
Way to get in a tough pickle! Well..it's actually quite soft.
36AngryPandas 1
hahahahahahahahahahahaha...shut up
holybuckets 0
Nope.
furmum69 5
Miracle? Pickle? Are you Jesus?
FruityLoooons 8
I think that was his attempt at humour, but really...the pickle? Haha did you just stand there when it hit you? :D
Flutequeen 0
Was the pickle yummy though?:)
Kyzahhh 7
As soon as I read pickle all I could picture was "I have two pickles I have two pickles" Little rascals gotta love it
rsav45 0
I bet u love pickles
Flutequeen 0
No not really. Just saying.
IfTheKeyFits 3
Did you throw it back?
Burr520 3
Shouldof threw coffee on him and ran
_moden_ 6
A dog treat would've been better.
TheLetterZero 7
The OP is not Guldo.
slick5880 22
I find it hilarious!