Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
They made me do it
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Wrong way round
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Final exam
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Failed
Today, I looked at my boyfriend of four years's phone. He may not be cheating, but he was trying, and got shot down five times by three different women. Pathetic. FML
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MDoremis 38
Honestly, would you rather him lie to you if he isn't the least bit remorseful?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Even if he had apologized, more often than not they're only sorry they got caught; not sorry for being douchewaffles.
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Comments (80)
TheLadyOpal 30
Good for you for telling him to bugger off! Best of luck in finding someone more worth your time.
nitrog100 21
To all the people saying she should physically assault the cheating boyfriend, I posit this alternative scenario: "I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, so I beat her." That's not an FML; that's something you'd say while cuffed to a metal table in the police station.
Etweens96 25
Dump his ass
imnotslick 18
I would go and punch him in his little bugger
tiredofwaiting 25
Don't waste your tears on him. It is better you found out for yourself than have him lie to you continually. Cheaters never feel any guilt or shame for cheating. If they do it is only because they got caught. You deserve so much better than this bastard.
FailStaff 15
At least he didn't use a lame excuse
philsh94 20
I knew you were from Manchester just because you used the word bugger! great word
enxhi96 21
Wow some people are truly heartless. That's horrible but at least now you can find someone that will treat you right.
PurpleArmy 8
sounds like he has been watching to much pirates of the Caribbean
emokitty91 12
bugger? wtf does that mean, I don't know what a dictionary is oh noes