Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I looked at my boyfriend of four years's phone. He may not be cheating, but he was trying, and got shot down five times by three different women. Pathetic. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
Honestly, would you rather him lie to you if he isn't the least bit remorseful?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Even if he had apologized, more often than not they're only sorry they got caught; not sorry for being douchewaffles.
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Comments (80)
BlaqMontana 16
was he really your boyfriend at all?
lalaney 14
Speaking from experience, trust me, it's better that he didn't even try to make it better. Then he might have drawn you in and kept you in a shitty relationship way longer than you should. This way, the choice is clear. Clean break. No regrets.
blewpanda 5
gonna be that guy. obviously the relationship wasnt very good
xJigglyPuffx 5
Dump his ass. You deserve better.
Azidoazide 5
Sounds like you've found one of the most non-reactive organisms in the universe
skyblueprincess 17
high expectations u have huh.
MozillaHostile 21
That's actually hilarious