Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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posampo 0
thats more pussy than you could get
_Noon_ 0
Yay for all the vegetarians
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ozymandias_fml 0
Sad that you are so weak minded and disappointing. Maybe with your father's help you can be normal and eat meat again.
wArPeD_fml 0
i'm not vegetarian, and i dont hate vegetarians, or believe its wrong, but its not natural. animals eat meat. the only difference is that we have factories do the preparing for us, and we just cook it. and ur dad is an ass for insulting you for being a a vegetarian.i tried it once, and its hard. i got sick from it. but thats me. and #24, we're not at the top of the food chain. look at mosquitos, sharks, and killer whales
mcdys 0
vegetarians turn gay after a while haha
odai123 0
This whole to eat meat or not to eat meat debate is idiotic at best. It's like the gay debate: Why do you care what OTHER PEOPLE do? Why? Do you really think your ancestors ate factory-farm meat every day? More like meat they killed personally, once a month or less. While I was starting cardiovascular training (to build lung strength for my singing), I actually reduced the meat I ate to cut back fat in my diet. You miss it at first, but after a week or so, eating meat with every meal seems disgusting. So, eat what you want, and stop getting your panties in a bunch over something that doesn't affect you.
skullbuster 0
People "come out" as vegetarians?? This is a new one on me. Are you a freak? Is your Dad a freak? He's never been more disappointed in you - are you a family of cattle ranchers or something? I think your Dad needs to leave his bunker and get out in the real world, there are worst things out there than vegetarianism. If this is the best he's got, then he should call himself lucky (and hell, asparagus is cheaper than steak so WIN!)
zeppelin9000 0
YDI for being vegetarian.
atomicgarden 0
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hbgoddard 0
Vegetarians are just a disgrace. If you became one because you don't like the taste of meat, you obviously haven't tasted the variety of different meats there are. If you became one because you don't like the idea of eating a dead animal, then you're a pussy. Humans are predators just like bears and tigers, we shouldn't think like that. We have sharp teeth for cutting meat, and that obviously means we should eat meat. All other species with cutting teeth are carnivores or omnivores, all those without are herbivores. It's an obvious fact of nature. There are more reasons you would be one, but they are all stupid. I have no respect for vegetarians. They are a disgrace to our species. And if you guys downvote this comment for speaking my opinion, you're a disgrace also. I'm also a member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals).
handyphil 0
I think gay people are better than vegitarians. At least gay people didn't choose.
Froggirl14 0
you retard!!! gays choose to be gay. and it's completely wrong. anyone who believes in gay and abortions should go to hell. its against everything God intended. it's Adam and eve not Adam and Steve. gays choose to be gay. they do it because they may get along better sexually with the same sex as them. they should either live with girl and boy relationships or stay single forever. our world is f$&@*d up because gays and abortions. u r a disgrace to mankind.
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
what a dick! no offence to him, but i'm sure he'd be way more disappointed if you were gay. what's wrong with vegitarians? nothing!