Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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posampo 0
thats more pussy than you could get
_Noon_ 0
Yay for all the vegetarians
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avalanche719 0
You might as well be gay. Grow a sack and eat some meat!!!!
Insert_Wit_Here 0
Eat your steak, son. That shit's delicious, you can't just ignore it like that.
tana89 0
win
UseTheFrags 0
How is it you ******' retard? We, nature, made computers and the internet? Wtf are you talking about, idiot. When you come back and say you've stopped going to the toilet, then you can say you're going against nature.
p00p0ster0us 0
Well, it seems to me that if you have to 'come out' as vegetarian, you must live in a highly meat-centric household. If your dad is going to be disappointed in you, openly, because you're a veggie, then I feel he's lost sight of what is important. There is nothing wrong with herbivores and omnivores, but sometimes people mistakenly associate the choice not to eat meat with extreme lifestyle choices. I feel sorry for you for having to deal with your dad's negative feelings, but whatever you do don't be apologetic for your decision. It's YOUR decision and as good as any. If he doesn't want to roll like that, ok.
kawa_fml 0
hahahaha! this one made me laugh, my friends parents did the exact same thing to her, it was hilarious!!! They were pretty mean about it, too. Watch your dad doesn't try to slip you meat, that part wasn't so funny. They even went so far as to put real burger in her very expensive veggie burger box!
Tubasaurus 0
You just had to post this huh? Now there's going to be a huge debate (if you could even call it that) here between self-righteous vegetarians and thick-headed omnivores.
SleepOnStones 5
Not all vegetarians do this for self-righteousness, moron. Look more into an issue before you make assumptions as to why people chose a certain lifestyle.
intotheblue 0
Bleh, sounds like your dad is small-minded. Hope he can get over it and realize there's not a damn thing wrong with being vegetarian. And it's your choice, so don't let such attitudes sway you.
whatastory 0
Whoa wait a minute So if you HAD come out as gay then it would have been OK for your dad to call you "weak minded" and to be "disappointed" in you??
lil_miz_liz09 0
Well YDI for saying "I'm coming out". Vegetarians don't 'come out'. why would you even say that?
ashwowa 14
thats what i said (to myself as i read the post)....
katieface 0
LMAO this made me lol.
atomicgarden 0
For the sake of the set up and the twist in the original post.