Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my sister tackled me by the leg in a game of frisbee. I now know the unique sensation of a knee dislocating. It is not a beautiful one. FML
Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML
Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML
Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML
Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML
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soccerrocks 0
what did #2 say
maskedman 9
I guess that kid in us isn't as agile as he used to be. I blame excessive drinking.
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Comments (64)
alexandraa_fml 0
Kind of like my urge the other day to do a cart wheel.... good thing nobody saw me.. Or did they? >.>
JUKIng3 0
Dumbass....
Turbolag25 7
That sux!
saaaammmmm 0
You don't know how wonderful your knees are until you mess one up. Speedy recovery to you.
hockeymiranda 0
That tot suks! I really feel bad for ya! I wish you a quick recovery!! :)
Joeboy777 0
OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUCH
caro1658 0
oh gosh
caro1658 0
that sure hurt
Starfire22 5
sounds painful!
cuteness69 0
AVainAttempt , it's just a thing that if you think about the game or hear someone say somthing about the game like winning or loosing the game you automatically loose ! It's fun but confusing ! (:
Shokz992 0
It's spelt lose -.-
MadeOfAwesome 1
It's spelled "spelled".
Sirin_fml 47
Please PM me your name and home address. I am not joking here; I'm offering to send you an international dictionary by mail.