Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son watched some ridiculous Japanese cartoon about shokugeki cooking and is convinced he's the greatest cook ever by copying what happens in the show. He set fire to my frying pan, panicked, and dumped it in the ceramic sink, which cracked from the heat and flooded my kitchen. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
Today, I watched on camera as my son tried to light a bonfire and set fire to my shed. Props to him, he ran to get my mini fire extinguisher from the car, but he pulled the pin then THREW THE EXTINGUISHER INTO THE FIRE. The dumb SOB thought mini extinguishers worked like grenades. FML
Today, my wife and I had a huge fight that ended with her taking my son and going to her mother's. What happened? I caught him playing with the knobs on the GAS STOVE for the third time and spanked him for it. He's been told not to play with those many times already, and I'm scared he's gonna start a fire. FML
Today, my son decided he wanted roasted marshmallows. It would've been fine, except he put the entire bag into the oven I had preheating for pizza and caught it on fire. FML
Today, when I got home, I learned that my five year-old had tried to burn the house down when my wife told him that he needed to stop watching TV. Now we need a counselor and it's going to cost thousands. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
Today, I made the mistake of taking apart and fixing a malfunctioning toaster in front of my five year-old. Two hours later, he tried to take apart a lamp that was plugged in. He shocked himself, broke the lamp, and set the carpet on fire. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
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dino_cookie4 7
Thats avatar. I always liked that show when o was young though.
FlamingTacos 7
So he's a water bender?
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Comments (387)
psycho4u 5
At least he wasn't trying to bend lightning
Enderous 7
Fire bending is not "some stupid shit". Your son is a stupid shit for not realizing that A:TLA is fiction.
afairshake 8
You're calling an 8 year old stupid for having no responsible parent around? Really, the 8 year old is stupid ? Check a mirror.
afairshake 8
First I hope you didn't leave your 8 year old child home alone second if you payed attention to what he's doing you'd know he's watching Avatar and I don't know maybe talk to him about real and fiction a bit YDI
prettypril 5
Hey avatar is not stupid! But ur kid is
Black_Rose6 10
Avatar is definitely not stupid! I used to absolutely love that show. I also hope you didn't leave your son home alone.
LaLaLyssie 4
fire-bending is not a stupid thing.
Quinnalicious 5
AVATAR YHE LAST AIRBENDER THE BEST SHOW EVER. Maybe he should have waterbended the fire away...
Eivana 37
Hey, at least he's looking up to cool people. And it's something you can laugh about when he's 20.
AtomicRebirth 11
It's clear he needs to practice control in his breathing. That's where power in firebending comes from, you know.
ElTigre995 4
woah, dont dis the avatar. he'll kick your ass.