Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got woken up by my parents telling me I had to go buy a car so they could have transportation. Neither of their cars work, so I was letting them use mine, and then they wrecked it. It needs nearly a thousand bucks in repairs to be drivable again, but since it was my car, I have to replace it now to appease them. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML
Today, I found out the real reason my dad bought a new car and generously gave me his old one. He knew the engine was about to fail and didn't want it to be his problem when it finally did. It blew out while I was driving at high speed on the motorway. Just my luck. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a private dealer my parents had recommended. On my way home they called to tell me that their car broke down. They bought it last week from the same guy. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, my car broke down. My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. FML
Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was, "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML
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allplayedout 20
dang although they don't really have to buy you a car
sierralem 3
how about you get a job and the BUY yourself a nicer car like the rest of the world. I mean at least you have a car whether crap or not.
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Comments (135)
frickyourlives 0
When I left for uni I had to give my brother my car, I was meant to be getting it back at the end of uni. He totalled it.
picksy22 0
be grateful for what you have. dont sulk about what your parents dont buy you.
SexiLade22 0
ahh.. back right back into his!!!
yessirfosho 0
Your parents bought you a car. You have nothing to complain about. Get your bum ass a job and buy yourself a nicer car if the one your parents bought you is so bad.
antibling 0
buy your own car then you whiner
stewpididiot 11
Op, just imagine how ****** your life would be if you had a NICE car ad some dumbass crashed into it. ...and, now you know where NOT to park.
cooki3monst3r77 9
your bitching about a car you DIDNT EVEN PAY FOR!!!!! YDI
bnoel 0
get a job.
Xirre 0
Well, at least your Dad feels like a complete dumbass right now :P
dugumit 0
your dads an awesome driver, for a blind man.